Lip Locked.

I've been too busy having sex to write about it but will eventually have to come up for air. And when I do I will tell you all about the recent sexcapades that make me laugh and cringe and swoon, all at once. There's a great story about a condom that disappeared during sex and reappeared a day later in my hoohah. There's another one about the back seat of a car, another one about getting laid on the couch while the guy's moms (yes, moms, plural) were camping out in the backyard. There's a threesome story and premature ejaculation story and a "shit, did I just become a pedophile?" story.

All in good time.