Local Booty Call

It occurred to me that I would like to have a local booty call as I was driving home from a friend's house whom I frequent when one or the other is feeling... restless. Sex with this friend, who I call "the Dude" due to his personality's uncanny resemblance to The Big Labowski, is fantastic. It's nasty and grabby and sweaty and noisy. It's headboard banging on the wall and steamed up windows and me getting tossed around. There's nothing romantic about the kind of sex we're having and I'm not sure I want it to be. There's no lovemaking going on with the Dude. It's just raw, animal sex.

The Dude has never let me down. Every time I have called he's said, "Come on over." I arrive, he pours me a drink, we chit chat about our lives, maybe even care about each other's lives. At some point we find ourselves a tangled mess in his bedsheets, and then I am out the door. Sometimes, while we're both at work, we'll send flirty texts back and forth through Facebook, recounting last night's events or anticipating the next time I'm over at his place. I have had to really struggle to stay at work, some days, knowing that he's at home just 10 minutes away. My relationship with the Dude is easy, clear, and simple. It's not fulfilling in every way, but it doesn't need to be.

My only complaint about the Dude is that he lives 40 minutes away. Driving home, at 3 am, after a cocktail or two or six, and after being fucked every which way is... not fun. I hate it. But I have no choice. I have to get home to wake up with my son. My parents usually think I'm at my girl friend's house or playing poker with buddies, and thanks to their addiction to Ambien, they have no idea that I'm arriving at 4 am instead of midnight. My son reliably sleeps through the night, so my slinking home in the twilight hours has gone totally unnoticed. Except by me, who is horribly wrecked the next day due to sleep deprivation.

So it occured to me that I need to find a more localized sex friend. But then it occured to me that I live in east county San Diego, where things like the republican party, confederate flags, flatbillers, methamphetamine, and high school drop-outs flourish. And while I realize that I'm not trying to attract my life partner in a booty call, I would like to be around them without hating everything that comes out of their mouth.

I had already tried the local bar which was a TOTAL bust. Every guy there looked like this. And all of the girls in that bar were total bro-hos with the long nails and the dark-underneath-light-on-top hair and who had clearly chosen the all-you-can-tan monthly plan at Hollywood Tanning. Clearly, I did not fit in here with my short hair and disinterest in Nascar and failure to be turned on by barfights and racist tattoos.

So, I did the only thing I knew to do. Craigslist Casual Encounters. I had overcome my fear of it a few months before in a state of total and complete need-t0-have-penis-now (and, oddly enough, met the Dude that way) and so decided to give it a second try, this time with some more stringent location requirements. If you'd like, I can write more about how I went from a judging people who post on Casual Encounters as skanky, pathetic, disease-ridden sex addicts to thinking it's a healthy outlet, later.

Here's my ad:

Do You Live in East County? Do you NOT fit in?

Maybe its because you listen to NPR.  Or maybe it's because 

you voted for Obama.  Maybe youshare my loathing for

country music.  Maybe you participated in some higher

education.  Maybe you are self aware, compassionate,

open-minded, non-discriminatory, environmentally conscious,

don't go to the river on the weekends or have a confederate

flag hanging in your front yard?  Maybe you're not a bro,

don't wear the bill of your hat ridiculously flat, don't own

a pair of dickies?  Or maybe you're not a fan of Nascar,

don't know who Junior is, and have never been to a

monster truck rally?


Please tell me you exist.  I could use a friend out here
amongst the natives.  

I am looking for a friends-with-benefits kind of
relationship with a single guy who lives out in East County
(El Cajon, Santee, Lakeside, La Mesa) but who, like
me, doesn't fit the stereotypical east county mold. I want
this to be stress-free and with as little drama and
weirdness as possible, so please don't respond if you
are married or attached in any way. I'm a busy, single
mom who would love to get out of my house a once or
twice a week and enjoy being adults together. You'd
need to host every time as my place is not an option
(roommates who are conservative... but excellent
babysitters!)

I'm well educated, laugh easily, outgoing, quick-witted
and am turned on by a guy who is confident without
being cocky. I'm active (run 2-3 miles a day) but still
have curves (some of which are in the right spots, some
which are... not), so if you're into skinny girls you can
move right along. I'm not into drugs (including pot) and
don't want to be around them. I'm clean, disease free,
and expect my new man friend to be the same.

Alright, so that's enough for now. Please send a photo
or two and tell me about you!